Smash the Cameron-Clegg Coup

Thursday, May 20, 2010

STFLDTC - EXECUTIVE COMMUNIQUE

The National Executive of the Smash the Fascist Lib Dem Tory Coalition held an emergency meeting this evening and wish to make the following announcement.

'It is with some regret that we find ourselves having to stand comrades down from the proposed 'Flash Mob? SMASH MOB!' event scheduled to take place in central London tommorrow (Friday May 21) lunchtime.

Patrick Shackleton, who was charged with overall responsibility for the event, is no longer able to co-ordinate our campaign through to what would have been a very significant statement of our presence. Whilst we recognise that Patrick is one of the younger members of the STFLDTC executive it is no excuse for misleading colleagues and displaying a marked lack of revolutionary discipline simply because of a re-sit AS Chemistry exam scheduled for the same day.

Patrick has been released from his duties on the STFLDTC executive.

We apologise to those colleagues who have contacted us through the week and who have shown much goodwill to our aims.

We must keep ourselves focused on monitoring and challenging the Clegg/Cam Coup. This is not a defeat, mearly a set-back on the uphill path to bringing this proto-fascist regime to account.'

1 comment:

concrete pump said...

ROFL.

You lot couldn't organise a piss up in a fucking brewery.

"displaying a marked lack of revolutionary discipline simply because of a re-sit AS Chemistry exam scheduled for the same day".

Did he forget to ask permission from his mum?