YOU WIN FUCK ALL WITH DERACINATED MULTI-MILLIONAIRES WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK. BRING THE USELESS FUCKERS HOME NOW.

Communique: Brendan Newton

Fucking useless. Never has the noble working  class game of the British been so humiliated and arse-shafted as it was tonight in the World Cup game against Algeria. I bet the ghost of Albert Camus is laughing his fucking cock off.

Rich, WAG roasting, race horse owning (and probably roasting, as well), golf playing, over paid, over priced and TALENTLESS bunch of retards who are a fucking disgrace alongside their fucking Italian manager who, after two fucking years in the fucking job, can't be fucking arsed enough to learn the fucking English language. The fucking hopeless fucker - he's as fucking useless as his fucking half-wit team of millionaires and third raters.

It's fucking typical, isn't it, that in the first World Cup under the fascist LibDemTory coalition the England team go out for 180 minutes, score one fucking goal and dick around for the rest of the time like the bunch of offshore bank account shag-addled dim-wits that they fucking are.

URGENT - ATTACK ON PEACE CAMP

• PARLIAMENT SQUARE PEACE CAMP UNDER ATTACK.
• ALL COMRADES REQUIRED TO GIVE SUPPORT.

P Davey (Chair)

STFLDTC - EXECUTIVE COMMUNIQUE

The National Executive of the Smash the Fascist Lib Dem Tory Coalition held an emergency meeting this evening and wish to make the following announcement.

'It is with some regret that we find ourselves having to stand comrades down from the proposed 'Flash Mob? SMASH MOB!' event scheduled to take place in central London tommorrow (Friday May 21) lunchtime.

Patrick Shackleton, who was charged with overall responsibility for the event, is no longer able to co-ordinate our campaign through to what would have been a very significant statement of our presence. Whilst we recognise that Patrick is one of the younger members of the STFLDTC executive it is no excuse for misleading colleagues and displaying a marked lack of revolutionary discipline simply because of a re-sit AS Chemistry exam scheduled for the same day.

Patrick has been released from his duties on the STFLDTC executive.

We apologise to those colleagues who have contacted us through the week and who have shown much goodwill to our aims.

We must keep ourselves focused on monitoring and challenging the Clegg/Cam Coup. This is not a defeat, mearly a set-back on the uphill path to bringing this proto-fascist regime to account.'

COUP, COUP MING TWO

Communique - Kit Maxwell

Fascist lickspittle and all round Quizling bore Ming Campbell is to challenge the Speaker of the House of Commons for the right to surround himself in expensive wallpaper - the bastard.

It's just like Hindenburg in Germany all over again.